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me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
Shoot him damnit. You have a gun. Win! Kill him! No! Don’t give him a speech!
ALL OF THESE. EVERY TIME.
Also you could totally sever a tendon in your hand and it tuRNS OUT THOSE ARE IMPORTANT?!
If I blurt out “WHY would you do that?” during a thing it is probably one of these.
it’s falling long ways so TURN AND RUN SIDEWAYS FUCK
119,244 notes. have I mentioned I regret this post?
My only real goal in life is to spread the word that teeth are not bone.
WHAT ARE THEY THEN
Teeth are multi-layered calcified structures composed of four tissues. From outermost to innermost: enamel [which is the hardest substance in the entire body — even harder than bone], dentin, cementum, and pulp.
pulp omg hahaha
also I AM GLAD I LEARNED THIS NOW because I was always really confused about how my teeth can get cavities but my bones have no issues.
:3 THANK YOU FOR BEING SO EDUCATIONAL n_n
this nailpolish is called “teal of fortune”
live like you don’t have to go to work tomorrow. go to bed and set your alarms as if you do.
the force and intensity with which I hate my life/situation could power a small country
Why would anyone ever take in a “foundling child” ??? When has that ever worked out for anyone??
So we got done with our work 20 min ago but we have to stay another 40 min (meaning an hr extra) because we have to work the same number of hours as night shift or else they get mad and complain. I am so tired of this shittttt. I’m gonna throw a fit tomorrow if they try to do this again.