June152013

Sometimes I see people and I think like “MAN I WISH I WAS PRETTY LIKE THAT” or like “I wish I had relationships with my friends like that” or “damnit why doesn’t anyone want me like people want this person” and then it’s like the reasonable part of my brain starts listing people who DO think that way about me, or specific moments when that happened, but it doesn’t help. For some reason IT’S NOT THE SAME and I don’t understand this bizarre phenomenon.

also why do I always forget chris feels things for me like I whine that nobody wants me when like he's right there literally in the room but for some reason it doesn't matter that I have these things I want it in the SPECIFIC WAY someone else has it basically my brain refuses to be happy even when I have what I want 

9PM

I always want to have sex with Chris like 5 minutes before he has to leave for work.

adventures with chris and jesse 

7PM
I was gonna take a picture of my bomb pop (eee) when a wild chris appeared 

I was gonna take a picture of my bomb pop (eee) when a wild chris appeared 

adventures with chris and jesse mah face 

6PM
LOOK AT THIS NASTY ASS POOPSICLE. WHO MAKES AN OLIVE GREEN, ORANGE, AND MAGENTA POPSICLE. IT DOES NOT EVEN LOOK APPETIZING. ALSO IT TASTES DISGUSTINGGGG.

LOOK AT THIS NASTY ASS POOPSICLE. WHO MAKES AN OLIVE GREEN, ORANGE, AND MAGENTA POPSICLE. IT DOES NOT EVEN LOOK APPETIZING. ALSO IT TASTES DISGUSTINGGGG.

i am angry ew ew ew i want a bomb pop *cries* j whines 2013 my life is nonstop excitement mah face 

6PM
thefrogman: Little Paints [tumblr]

thefrogman:

Little Paints [tumblr]

(via thelostartofsecretkeeping)

core of me my life 

5PM

my comments during star trek basically go like this

  • : what the hell is he wearing
  • : why why why why why
  • : OMG what is SHE wearing
  • : is that supposed to be a sweater
  • : WHAT. IS. THAT.
  • : look at that hat LOOK AT THAT HAT

j watches star trek 

5PM

this super bright lightning flashed and then this SUPER LOUD BOOM THAT SHOOK MY ENTIRE APT AND KEPT RUMBLING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES ommmggggg

i hate storms so scary i want to hide under blankies 

4PM

justkeepreadingreadingreading:

Do you ever just sit in front of your books and just

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(via books-cupcakes)

4PM

slydigged:

sexual orientation: not u

(via shakespearwasaflirt)

4PM

BIG TERRIFYING STORM AHHHGGG

BIG TERRIFYING STORM RIGHT NOW. Chris heard on the news at his work that there would be a storm, so he came home an hour early to bring the car home to me, so I wouldn’t have to ride my scooter AND GOOD THING, TOO because when I left, the sky was green and dark and scary, and halfway home it started pouring so much everyone was going 10 mph because we couldn’t see. CHUNKS OF TREE were flying off and hitting the car, and branches were all over the place. I got 100% SOAKED just from sprinting from the car to the apt. O_O;;; And when we came in, we discovered that our window was leaking, water damage all over the ceiling but not yet leaking through, and our DOOR DOES NOT WORK. Chris had to lock it to keep from flying open and the entire entryway is flooded. 
Then there was a spider in the bathroom.
My life is very scary today.

AHHHH STORM OF DOOM srsly tho chunks of tree I've never driven in a storm where PARTS OF TREES were hitting my car