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mah tumblr crushezzz

apparently

1 - Sam http://strongenoughtoliftbothofus.tumblr.com/

2 - Muffy http://muffystopheles.tumblr.com/

3 - Nicole http://nerdy-nicole.tumblr.com/

4 - Brooklyn http://fatcityb-tch.tumblr.com/

5 - http://roonilwaslibb.tumblr.com/ (okay I feel bad for the people whose real names I don’t know omg)

6 - http://missturdle.tumblr.com/ (I feel even worse because to me, your real name is ‘turtle lady’ omg)

7 - http://shakespearwasaflirt.tumblr.com/ (I gave you a weird nickname once but I don’t even remember that because I am a godawful horrible friend)

8 - http://loveyourchaos.tumblr.com/ (a random tumblr famous person who doesn’t know I exist this is kind of embarassing)

9 - http://girl-germs.tumblr.com/ (I should have never started putting people’s names. It’s like when you’re in elementary school - either bring cookies for the whole class or bring none)

JESSE PREDICTS AUSTRALIAN HIGH SCHOOLER’S GRADES

Based on your procrastination habits alone, I predict:

Bronte = A+ … SHE WAS ON SKYPE BUT THEN SHE SHOOED AWAY TO DO WORK BECAUSE AWWW LOOK AT HERMOINE GO.

MyGayShoes = B …. she’s like drawing or something idfk maybe it’s for drawing class BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.

Senni Pear and Emily = D+ … seriously you two haven’t done anything but try to bribe me into doing your work for you and watch a bunch of tv. <_<

GET TO WORK. :P

I am so obnoxious omfg but you guys are all like freaking out like srsly get off tumblr. i would fail you.